Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair...
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush!
Don't chew my shoes...What is that mush?
Eat your cookie, drink your drink.
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT!!
(And must you kiss me? After that??)
Yes, raising a puppy is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny, they're also quite crazy.
But don't despair, though it's toil and strife.
After 3 years, you'll get back your life!
So, let's go for "walkies", you can "do your thing".
(And perhaps I'll get back my good diamond ring!

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My Treasure Box
I hold in my hands
a box of gold,
With a secret inside
that no one else knows.
The box is priceless,
but it's easy to see,
The treasure inside
is far more precious to me.
Today I share
this treasure with thee,
It is the treasure of friendship
You've given to me!

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